I…. am an Atheist. You… .are a Christian (other Atheists do not apply). I’m sure you would say I am going to Hell as I have not accepted Jesus as my savior. I’m sure you will pray for me. Many have. But I ask that if you’re going to pray for me, pay me too. Just send as little as a dollar to show that you are committed to really saving my soul. I know I said I am unchurchable, but everyone has their price. I could go once for the right amount of money.
Feel free to pray and pay as much as you’d like.